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Tonight's lesson is not to ever wear a shopping cart full of green sweaters when there are going to be a much bigger unrealistically sized shopping cart of people in your house. Especially when some of them are in Halloween costumes. My costume tonight was "green sweater crazy and freaking out man." Sufjan Stevens is calming me down a bit now...too bad I don't have him in a bottle like those ships in a bottle, so they would have had to build the bottle around Sufjan Stevens, but now he's in there and intact....maybe we could even give him a ship to sail while he was stuck in there and bored. Sailling on a heart shaped watermelon in a sea of broccoli colored, asparagus covered beans.