nuggets from the past...

So, tonight I've been doing a little hard drive cleaning and i came across one of our archival plans... i'm glad we make these..

P.S. i have no fucking idea when we did this...

The Plan...
by Tyler and Peter

Objectives (decided first)
1. pete tongues the pen (15?)
2. make the fire us will...
3. levon sells cartoon balloons...
4. call friends to hear answering machines...
5. write a movie...
6. include this plan and much dialogue in the movie...
7. call bart farkus...
8. defeat mephisto, the commies, and the moops...
9. listen to weird old records...
10. razorface, ooh, amazin grace...!
11. ride bikes
12. buy, sell, ingest, transport, deal, and eventually be arrested for posession of... well... something...
13. author a bill which changes the legal spelling of the word banana to banaña... maybe even bañaña.
14. watch a movie, possibly the one we watch...
51. go ape
62. whip it good
73.2.end objectives
PLAN OF ACTION
LIKE THE SONG ABOUT SAMSON FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL CHURCH CHOIR
YOU KNOW, THE ONE THAT SAM MISSAL WAS OBSESSED WITH THAT WENT LIKE, “SOMETIMES I’M SAMSON, WITH THE STRENGTH TO CONQUER ANYTHING....”

Wesn’s, in the year 2002, will will (yeah, that’s right gerkass) (yeah, i bloody well know that jerk isn’t spelled with a g) commence the activities needed to carry out objective #4, upon receiving a negative result from objective 4 we will will continue by making sweet love to a gerbil of my choosing, this shall henceforth be referred to as objective #cl4236, and shall be done quietly and stealthily. then after that, we uhh, go to kansas? (he he, very nice) after we get to kansas we will realize that there are already certain objectives that have already been already completed... already! at which point the elves should have already arrived with the punch, so we’ll get the dants to come up and monitor that while we slip out into the approaching darkness, ride bikes, hop on pop, and make the required pyrotarded mystakes. then, after all has been forgived, one of two things will happen, we will either get a movie, or we will not, and then we shall make the diablisticizions late into the somnambulance...