Thursday, October 06, 2005

Does CSOI do house calls?

The house has been great, but something just wasn't right. It hasn't quite been "home" this whole month + and I couldn't put my finger on it until tonight. The problem was that we hadn't done severe, ridonkulous damage to it yet. I feel more comfy already. Tonight during a quick round of Mattress (the game which consisits of grasping an air mattress, holding it in front of you, and running screaming across the house directly into a person) I was hurled completely through our wall like a bowling ball through a giant graham cracker. It looks likes Wile Coyote took a detour through our hallway and that sneaky Roadrunner did some real quick-like dry-walling to trip him up. It's all good though, because Chris and Josh are going to pay their boss some drugs to patch it up. Good fun. Man, when I stop breaking shit on a semi-regular basis, it's all over. Put me to fucking sleep. What's the point?

3 comments:

Ty said...

That is the funniest thing I've heard in a very long time. I miss you, jackass...

Petros said...

Truely you have reaffirmed your inner nature once again: clumsy, wanton, delightful. You should call me, as i would greatly enjoy a visit to your location in around a week's time....

Ty said...

Fuck that shit to hell...I'm turning on word verification...