So, here's some right fucked up news, presented with the hopes that it will catalyze activity hereabouts... Sure, it's a cop-out in terms of its "reality tv" nature, but it's pertinent triumvirate business.
A Conversation Between Me and the Carpenter:

keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (8:53:35 PM)
what's new
Santiago, Jan 1-19... says: (8:54:18 PM)
oh, not too much... i'm back at school... i'm going to chile over winter break...
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (8:54:35 PM)
cool
Santiago, Jan 1-19... says: (8:54:36 PM)
ireland is a swell place to visit...
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (8:54:52 PM)
yeah, kayla wants to go there sometime
Santiago, Jan 1-19... says: (8:55:29 PM)
well, if you were thinking of visiting county ciarrai, i could tell you all about it...
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (8:56:21 PM)
you never made it down here
Santiago, Jan 1-19... says: (8:57:33 PM)
i know, i was really bummed about it, but we ended up just running out of free weekends...
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (8:57:58 PM)
yeah, i had a pretty crazy summer
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (8:58:15 PM)
lots of weddings, including brad's
Santiago, Jan 1-19... says: (8:58:50 PM)
cool, cool... how's married life treating bradley?
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (8:59:05 PM)
so far so good
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (8:59:16 PM)
from what i can tell anyways
Santiago, Jan 1-19... says: (9:00:06 PM)
that's good to hear...
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (9:00:18 PM)
yeah
Santiago, Jan 1-19... says: (9:00:46 PM)
so, are you still carpentering away?
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (9:00:58 PM)
you bet
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (9:01:37 PM)
well, actually right now we are doing a lot of concrete work while they're finding another place for me and another guy to go
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (9:02:05 PM)
two carpenters working with a bunch of concrete guys isn't a good mix
Santiago, Jan 1-19... says: (9:02:21 PM)
i suppose not...
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (9:02:47 PM)
you still seeing that one girl you mentioned to me a while back
Santiago, Jan 1-19... says: (9:03:48 PM)
sure am... i'm going to chile with her...
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (9:03:54 PM)
ok
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (9:04:04 PM)
good for you
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (9:04:14 PM)
i'll have to meet her sometime
Santiago, Jan 1-19... says: (9:05:25 PM)
i agree, i'm sure you'd think she was "my type"... though i don't think i can explain why...
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (9:05:52 PM)
well, that gives me kind of an idea
Santiago, Jan 1-19... says: (9:07:08 PM)
ha ha... good, good...
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (9:08:14 PM)
yeah, i justs spent more money than i have on kayla
Santiago, Jan 1-19... says: (9:08:52 PM)
how'd you manage that?
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (9:09:03 PM)
rings cost a lot
Santiago, Jan 1-19... says: (9:09:09 PM)
yowzas!
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (9:09:15 PM)
more than a carpenter makes
Santiago, Jan 1-19... says: (9:09:34 PM)
well, besides jesus... 
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (9:09:43 PM)
right right
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (9:09:47 PM)
of course
Santiago, Jan 1-19... says: (9:11:08 PM)
so, is this like a very important ring ryan? are you telling me that my boyhood chum is hitchin' up his wagon to one of the gendered others and driving off into the marital sunset?
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (9:11:42 PM)
yeah, i would say that you pretty well pinpointed it
Santiago, Jan 1-19... says: (9:12:02 PM)
WOOT! that's some crazy shit man, but congrats for sure...!
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (9:12:14 PM)
thanks
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (9:13:03 PM)
now you need to just hurry up
Santiago, Jan 1-19... says: (9:13:31 PM)
ha ha... umm yeah, fuck that... at least for several more years...
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (9:13:43 PM)
i suppose
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (9:14:11 PM)
kayla and i have been together for four years and she was pushing for it being it is her senior year
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (9:14:36 PM)
so i gave in and now all the decisions can be made by her
Santiago, Jan 1-19... says: (9:15:01 PM)
ha ha... atta boy... i'm really stoked for you man...
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (9:15:31 PM)
well, thank, i appreciate it
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (9:15:47 PM)
you'll have to let the other guys know, i can never seem to get ahold of em
Santiago, Jan 1-19... says: (9:16:14 PM)
i can and will do that... of course... so, like, is there a date?
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (9:16:29 PM)
no, not as of yet
Santiago, Jan 1-19... says: (9:16:38 PM)
i guess more importantly, are we invited?
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (9:16:40 PM)
maybe a year from now or so
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (9:16:51 PM)
damn right you're envited
Santiago, Jan 1-19... says: (9:17:46 PM)
alright, all i can say to that is drop me a line as soon as you know and i'll do my damnedest to be there...
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (9:18:04 PM)
cool, thanks man
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (9:18:25 PM)
it just wouldn't be right without the crew there
Santiago, Jan 1-19... says: (9:19:15 PM)
fer sher... i mean joel & brent are essential to provide the baseline laughter at any event...
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (9:19:27 PM)
that's right
Santiago, Jan 1-19... says: (9:19:41 PM)
and eric is getting progressively wierder looking... so that's awesome...
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (9:19:48 PM)
great
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (9:20:04 PM)
wierdness is always good
Santiago, Jan 1-19... says: (9:20:26 PM)
especially when it comes from that strange little fellow...
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (9:20:46 PM)
yep, man i haven't seen any of you for way too long
Santiago, Jan 1-19... says: (9:21:16 PM)
it's a sad state of affairs...
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (9:21:21 PM)
that it is
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (9:22:10 PM)
well bud, it is going to be one hell of a long day pouring crete tomorrow so i should probably head off
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (9:22:30 PM)
keep in touch man, it's been to long
Santiago, Jan 1-19... says: (9:23:36 PM)
indeed, i'll talk to you again soon, have a good night and congrats again!
keep track of your fingers while swinging a hammer!!! 515-460-2682 says: (9:24:35 PM)
i will talk to you laters
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You have got to be fucking kidding me. Umm...yeah, wow, hmmm...good for...him...
fate, luck, karma my ass...call it fucking bizarre
he he...
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