digital message, optical bottle, electric sea

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REMINDER: Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.
Kitchen Paint says:
here, how's this?
Milkman Dan says:
there, it's Kitchen Paint again...
Kitchen Paint says:
sweet, if you change yours to weaker eye, eric will have a frickin cow, do it
Milkman Dan says:
how's that?
Kitchen Paint says:
because his is pollutant, and weaker eye is another one of our classic bush lyrics
Kitchen Paint says:
or you could do bone driven
Kitchen Paint says:
awesome weaker eye
Milkman Dan says:
have you ever noticed how some of these new children's toys coming out have some whacked up names... ...I mean, you see these adds for stuff, and it looks perfectly normal until you hear what it's called and you can't help but think "What the fuck is that?!"...
Milkman Dan says:
I just saw a commercial for Rugrats toys from some fast food joint and if you put them all together you could make one bit Reptarlanpinbar... ...whatever the fuck that is... ...at least, that's what it sounded like...
Milkman Dan says:
big, not bit...
Milkman Dan says:
but anyway, I swear to God that's what the guy said...
Kitchen Paint says:
cool
Milkman Dan says:
mhmm...
Kitchen Paint says:
i love tomorrow
Kitchen Paint says:
i finally perfected the tabs for the intro
Kitchen Paint says:
no i just have to perfect the actual playing of the intro
Kitchen Paint says:
now, that is
Weaker Eye says:
I see...
Kitchen Paint says:
and we can get bass for that
Weaker Eye says:
cool...
Kitchen Paint says:
so then the kitchen paint cried out to the weaker eye saying....
Weaker Eye says:
I've got your damn herring right here!!!
Kitchen Paint says:
well, said the weaker eye, you can't have it, because....
Kitchen Paint says:
I'm Fucking Freezing!!!
Weaker Eye says:
you and your damn big fuck off beard... ...if it wasn't for that, we wouldn't have so many people taking flights from New Jersey to Hong Kong... ...you bastard...
Kitchen Paint says:
well, retorted the kitchen paint brilliantly, "i've got news for you....
Weaker Eye says:
but no, you have to be big man himself and eat all of the oysters yourself... ...well, you've got it coming man... ...it's coming for you and it ain't your normal two bit soccer mom in her minivan... ...this is something big...
Kitchen Paint says:
"damn you, you never did understand" screamed the weaker eye, for his wrath was growing, "i've got problems too you know, i have big fuck off problem, and i'll have you know, they aren't pretty"
Weaker Eye says:
well aren't you the squirmy little half naked girl swinging from branch to branch? I'll tell you something mister, plaid ain't the last thing I'll ever wear...
Kitchen Paint says:
and with that the weaker eye summoned what little strength he had left, lept out of his comfortable socket and began to urinate into the small bucket of white paint
Kitchen Paint says:
take that you heinous fiend!
Weaker Eye says:
uhhh, who's ~lyss~? do you know?
Kitchen Paint says:
alyssa maguire
Weaker Eye says:
ok... ...just wondering...
Kitchen Paint says:
damn you, not only have you interrupted the wonderful saga, but you have also changed your name back to milkman dan!!!!!
Weaker Eye says:
haha...
Kitchen Paint says:
butch
Kitchen Paint says:
cassidy
Weaker Eye says:
and
Kitchen Paint says:
paul newman?
Weaker Eye says:
the
Kitchen Paint says:
your mom?
Kitchen Paint says:
Dick Cheny?
Weaker Eye says:
Sun
Kitchen Paint says:
Glance Pid?
Kitchen Paint says:
we should seriously write a whole long story with three or four people on messenger some time
Weaker Eye says:
dance
Kitchen Paint says:
it would be great
Kitchen Paint says:
kid
Weaker Eye says:
Kid
Kitchen Paint says:
we should though
Weaker Eye says:
small goa
Weaker Eye says:
t
Weaker Eye says:
pygmy women
Weaker Eye says:
teeny tiny titty twister
Kitchen Paint says:
is it bizzare porno night over at the old levad place?
Weaker Eye says:
no, I'm just saying random things that come to mind...
Weaker Eye says:
fermented blue cheese...
Kitchen Paint says:
oh that's right, every night is bizzare prono night at the old levad place
Kitchen Paint says:
!!!
Kitchen Paint says:
i like blue cheese
Weaker Eye says:
Nasferatu was my grandmother's pimp...
Kitchen Paint says:
awesome, nosferatu
Kitchen Paint says:
have you ever watched that movie?
Weaker Eye says:
whatever...
Kitchen Paint says:
it is fucking hillarious
Kitchen Paint says:
it's a silent film, so everything is incredibly overdone
Kitchen Paint says:
great great great
Weaker Eye says:
finger bang the yin yang until your bing bang is a color other than purple...
Kitchen Paint says:
how did you hear about my bing bang
Weaker Eye says:
selective channels...
Kitchen Paint says:
oh yeah
Kitchen Paint says:
awesome
Weaker Eye says:
now squeeze me them knockers and drown out the talkers and knock the old ladies off of their walkers...
Kitchen Paint says:
please tell me you made that up?
Weaker Eye says:
of course I did...
Kitchen Paint says:
we need to get a copyright on that, pronto
Weaker Eye says:
can do, chief...
Kitchen Paint says:
Canned Doo?
Weaker Eye says:
Potted Meat Product...
Kitchen Paint says:
new chia meat
Kitchen Paint says:
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Kitchen Paint says:
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Kitchen Paint says:
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Weaker Eye says:
and for our Eastern friends, cat and dog as well!!
Kitchen Paint says:
i'm cool
Weaker Eye says:
Goldengate watercolor...
Kitchen Paint says:
oh dear, three way
Weaker Eye says:
I've embedded my guilt up to the hilt and I hope that this joy never ends, as I push in and out I'm surrounded by doubt and passion and warmth that she sends...
Kitchen Paint says:
did you just make that up
Weaker Eye says:
yeah...
Kitchen Paint says:
dear god man, you're writing our lyrics
Kitchen Paint says:
that rocks
Kitchen Paint says:
i'm saving this conversation
Weaker Eye says:
cool...
Kitchen Paint says:
muffins make me cool
Kitchen Paint says:
if i wear them in my pants
Kitchen Paint says:
i've seen you sporatically typing in this window, what is it you have to say?
Kitchen Paint says:
driving in my car, i smoke my cigar, the only time i'm happy's when i play my guitar
Kitchen Paint says:
yeahhhhh yeahhhh, yeah yeah yeah
Weaker Eye says:
I know this mechanic who's good, but Satanic, and fixes the cars kinda strange... ...he chants and he prances, does Satanic dances, and that's just for one oil change...
Weaker Eye says:
that's really dumb... ...but I like it all the same...
Kitchen Paint says:
dude, that rocks
Kitchen Paint says:
god, we have to keep all of this
Kitchen Paint says:
we are going to have some awesome songs
Weaker Eye says:
I'd have to agree...
Kitchen Paint says:
i like that last limeric a lot
Weaker Eye says:
that one took more time than the rest...
Kitchen Paint says:
and i don't think the musical aspect is going to be as hard as i initally estimated
Kitchen Paint says:
once i learn a bunch of this crap i'll just start modifying it all a little and add in some stuff that i think sounds cool
Kitchen Paint says:
and that's how it'll all start
Weaker Eye says:
sounds fine with me...
Kitchen Paint says:
good
Kitchen Paint says:
guess what i just found out
Weaker Eye says:
that five thousand pounds of strawberry custard fell out of the sky onto Nantucket?
Kitchen Paint says:
chase was wearing bikini underwear again today
Kitchen Paint says:
black
Weaker Eye says:
again?!?
Kitchen Paint says:
thought i'd share the pain
Weaker Eye says:
he needs to stop doing that...
Kitchen Paint says:
yeah
Kitchen Paint says:
kinda makes you think things doesn't it
Weaker Eye says:
he was telling us about it in Chemistry a couple weeks ago...
Weaker Eye says:
kinda makes me try not to think things...
Kitchen Paint says:
that's really gay
Weaker Eye says:
that's REALLY gay...
Kitchen Paint says:
uh huh
Weaker Eye says:
may the hot fires of hell consume me, may the human filet knife renew me, may the meaning of life just confuse me, and I just want my girlfriend to do me...
Weaker Eye says:
except ex the "hot"
Kitchen Paint says:
nice
Weaker Eye says:
this is fun... ...just sitting here coming up with shit off of the top of my head...
Kitchen Paint says:
i bet
Weaker Eye says:
name something cool...
Kitchen Paint says:
what?
Weaker Eye says:
just name something that's cool...
Kitchen Paint says:
oh, umm, brendan?
Weaker Eye says:
ok, something more vague...
Kitchen Paint says:
snow?
Weaker Eye says:
snow... ...good...
Kitchen Paint says:
the light shining through the bathroom while i take a crap early in the morning before marching band?
Weaker Eye says:
wow, that's a good one...
Weaker Eye says:
my motherly instincts towards baby sea turles and killer gray apes from the movies...
Kitchen Paint says:
you thought the leaden winter would bring you down forever
Kitchen Paint says:
true
Weaker Eye says:
nifty sixties sock hops and jumpin' fifities rock bops and just watchin' while the chalk drops and breaks upon the floor... ...the white outside of snow days and the yellow tint of sun rays are sinking through the gray haze as death knocks on your door...
Weaker Eye says:
it would make more sense if the sixties and fifties were switched around...
Weaker Eye says:
nifty fifties sock hops and jumpin' sixties rock bops...
Kitchen Paint says:
yeah, that one goes in many different directions, it's very complex, i like it, make sure to save this stuff
Weaker Eye says:
hmmm...

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Watching Night Come Amber says:
Pretty nifty, eh? I figured we needed something to comment on.