you fellas are... well.... gross...

Thanks for having the presence of mind to email this to me ERIC OF THE PAST!


From: "Eric Thompson"
Subject: bullcrap
Date: Tue, 16 Jan 2001 04:16:31

Eric says:
i be back
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
si, señor...
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
would you like to guess the average amount of unused ram I have at any given moment?
Eric says:
damn you like those tilts don't ya?
Eric says:
no i would not
Eric says:
but you'd like to tell me
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
si, señor...
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
why not, it's fun... ...not to mention funny...
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
and fairly sad...
Eric says:
hehe
Eric says:
3 megs
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
of my glorious(and pathetic) 32mb of ram, I usually have around 20kb free at any given point in time... ...and yes, I said kb... ...and I meant kb...
Eric says:
hehe
Eric says:
very impressive
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
DUDE!! 56KB!!!!
Eric says:
shit yo!!! you do rule
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
rock on, I can fucking... ...look at a picture or something...
Eric says:
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Eric says:
yes, well i can always fucking look at a picture
Eric says:
hahaha
Eric says:
or 700
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
fuck... ...you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you... ...oh, and you in the back, fuck you too...
Eric says:
me too?
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
yeah, you in the chair, fuck you... ...yes, you, you right there typing on the keyboard, I'm talking to you...
Eric says:
oh man
Eric says:
i don't even know how!!!
Eric says:
do i need string cheese?
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
yes, and lots of it... ...it's the standard tool for foreplay... ...everyone know's that string cheese is the #1 sexual aid known to man...
Eric says:
they do?!!!
Eric says:
GOD! i'm such an idiot!
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
yeah, where the hell have you been?!
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
oh, wait, you're Pakistani, aren't you?
Eric says:
i thought wrenches were still #1
Eric says:
well......yeah
Eric says:
yeah!!! here comes my favorite part
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
you guys aren't allowed to even talk about string cheese, I forgot... ...it's against section four of your constitution... ...you're really going out on a limb asking me about it...
Eric says:
YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN ME!!!!!!
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
aren't you afraid that "big brother" is watching?
Eric says:
dude, it's section 5!
Eric says:
what are you, jewish?
Eric says:
section 4 says that any female who is over 27 years old and has a brother named Al may be punished by being beaten with a blunt piece of cheese
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
oh, well, sorry, I'm not exactly a scholar in Pakistani history... ...and no, I'm no damn jewish yutz... ...I'm from the fucking People's Front of Judea...
Eric says:
sweet yo
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
ok, well, now I know...
Eric says:
yes you do
Eric says:
keep 4 and 5 straight man
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
sorry...
Eric says:
thanks, i forgive you
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
ok...
Eric says:
want me to give you some sexual forgiveness favors?
Eric says:
YOU LIED TO ME!!!!!!!!
Eric says:
FOLLOW ME!!!
Eric says:
FOLLOW ME!
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
you'd better be forgiving me, you damned porkless, chocolate snorting, FIGGY PUDDING PACKER!!!!
Eric says:
son of a bitch!!!!!!!
Eric says:
how'd you know that????!!!!
Eric says:
i'm gonna beat the fuck out of whoever told you i was porkless!!!
Eric says:
damitt that was a secret
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
yeah, you'd better be givin' me some damn good sexual forgiveness favors 'er I'll be reporting you to your superior...
Eric says:
who's that?
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
WHAT?!
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
you don't know who your fucking superior is?!
Eric says:
umm....my mom?
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
you're dumber than I though, you fuckin' rock fucker...
Eric says:
oh yeah?????
Eric says:
well you know what?
Eric says:
i can play any damn fuckin heavy metal song on the whole fuckin planet shit fuck
Eric says:
so suck on that you self-mutilating, pig pleasuring, shit head
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
yer mom?! what a joke... ...fuckin' Kevin Costner, you stupid polar bear raper!!
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
ist, I mean...
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
rapist...
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
and there's fuckin' nothing wrong with self-mutilation!! So FUCK OFF!!1
Eric says:
BASTARD!!! don't you even bring my cousin into this!
Eric says:
jeff did nothing to you!!!!! i don't deserve this
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
yeah, 'im and 'is damn black skin!!
Eric says:
i'm just so sick and tired of this bullshit day after day after day
Eric says:
don't be surprised in one day you come home from work and i'm gone
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
shave all that bastard's white hair off and he'd be black as a fucking asshole...
Eric says:
just gone, and you're left with nobody to make you cum like orgasmatron on overdrive
Eric says:
you won't be screaming your passionate song of fucking love any more
Eric says:
and someday.....someday....i shall burn it
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
right...
Eric says:
i'll just chop it off and throw it on the fire like a log
Eric says:
a very tiny log......
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
dude, don't refer to my severed dick as a log...
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
please?
Eric says:
FUC....well i suppose i could do you that one bit of dignity
Eric says:
i'll throw it on the fire like a twig
Eric says:
a thin brittle twig......
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
that's better, thank you...
Eric says:
you're welcome
Eric says:
i just can't do this anymore, doug
Eric says:
i'm tired of arguing
Eric says:
maybe you should just go to bed and never wake up now
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
ok...
Eric says:
alright
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
si, señor...
Eric says:
man that drained me
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
me too... ...I haven't a thought left in my head...
Molitov Cocktail Party says:
hey, did you finish that crossword thing for World?
Eric says:
hell no