I don't even want one copy of Timecop

I have a feeling these posts, if they come, are going to get more frantic, bizarre, and desperate this week until the school is done and the Triad has converged. Does anybody besides me realize that "Girls Singing" by Mates of State is THE most infectious piece of music ever written? Jesus. I'm going to have to listen to some good ol' Celine Dion so that I can write in distractionless peace. It's blood, it's a flood. Anyone for tennis? Did I have a purpose when I began this post other than to not do what I'm supposed to? I can't remember. Hey, I like Maya Rudolph. She suggests that you respect the vagina in a recent issue of Esquire. How true. So here's my favorite moment of the week. We have just crossed the threshhold of PLU's illustrious Diversity Center when a member of our group says: "Hey did you guys see how ghetto that Santa Claus was? He was fucking Filipino or something!"