Djarum Blacks and perception asunder...

So...got trashed for Heather and Jeannette's birthdays on Friday. Basically, Paul got naked, Ashlea made fun of us all, Jeannette couldn't stop giggling, Brett Bunns showed up with half a dozen drunk dudes, and Heather had really noisy sex on the kitchen floor with some dude that Paul met at NIACC named Nate. It was surreal. It was repulsive. It was enlightening. It'll be a while before I drink again...